I'm Bored!! Lets design a Programming Language (Part-1)
2026-05-25
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Java is the perfect language with an awful runtime
2026-04-23
A joy to write, a pain to run.
Rust, the language design of lies
2025-08-01
Memory safety is a spectrum, and the marketing pretends it's absolute.
Functional is for academics. Objects are for Pros
2023-10-20
I tried functional programming and ended up with Object Oriented Programming